Today we're finally getting HD Cable at Danglewood Manor. And as of right now, we're waiting for the cable guy for the second time. This morning, as I walked Lil' Stinker for her morning constitutional, I saw two cable guys packing up a van, preparing to leave. I asked if they were here to turn on my cable. Yes, they were, but they couldn't find the cable box. So apparently, that was that. They were leaving; job unfinished, cable low def, and Lil' Stinker making pudding on my foot.
I showed them where the cable box was. At Danglewood Manor, the cable box is not kept hidden by lasers, radioactive scorpions, or satanic ninjas. It's in the stairway between the 2nd and 3rd floor. Unfortunately, a little lock proved too much for the easily defeated cable guys. Despite wearing tool belts laden with drills, hammers, clippers, and jangling key rings, they could not penetrate it.
So they left, job unfinished, cable low def, and Lil' Stinker biding her time. The bastards said they would be back when High Steward David arrives. And so, we wait.
I showed them where the cable box was. At Danglewood Manor, the cable box is not kept hidden by lasers, radioactive scorpions, or satanic ninjas. It's in the stairway between the 2nd and 3rd floor. Unfortunately, a little lock proved too much for the easily defeated cable guys. Despite wearing tool belts laden with drills, hammers, clippers, and jangling key rings, they could not penetrate it.
So they left, job unfinished, cable low def, and Lil' Stinker biding her time. The bastards said they would be back when High Steward David arrives. And so, we wait.
2 comments:
That, and Nfl Sunday Ticket tm., is why DirecTV is far superior. Learn it. Love it, Live it.
Unfortunately, we can not have satellite tv at Danglewood Manor. The whole building is like a huge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy. I'm afraid any signal we got would, at best, be unwatchable.
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